the master of deception woke the devil and then set him free / she turned from an ocean to an ogre and selected me / now i can't help but stay away when you're so damn evil / i don't care at all assuming that it's mother nature's fault / it's funny how a part of me ceases to be / i waited all summer just to see her leave / mother nature / she hated my lyrics, so i lied and said i threw 'em out / the only one who knows this is me, but now the record's out / now i can't help but paint a perfect picture with a double 'a' rhyme scheme / i don't care at all, assuming that it's mother nature's fault / a sentimental part of me ceases to be / i waited all winter just to see her breath / show me your best kept secrets and i'll never ever tell all your friends that you know well / you let me down / down / i'll never listen to another heartfelt love song 'cause this time of month it's a drag / you know the're dead wrong / now i can only comprehend the half of what i hear 'cause you know we're all doomed / i don't care a t all assuming that it's mother nature's fault / it's funny how a part of me ceases to be / i waited all winter just to see her breath / i waited all winter just to see her breath / i waited all winter just to see her breathe / i waited all winter just to see her breath ~